You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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