so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
You're like the curious george of whores
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
