You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I am available for nakedness
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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