angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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