And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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