She announced her abortion via fbk
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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