Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
