My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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