There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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