'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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