Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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