u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
How does one acquire holy water?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
