She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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