The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
