if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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