i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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