fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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