Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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