Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
home. puking in laundry basket.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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