I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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