i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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