This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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