I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I have post one night stand depression
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