wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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