So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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