Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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