North Korea, Best Korea!
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
You can't just leave with hair like that
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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