I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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