we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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