Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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