Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Less talking, more tequila
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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