A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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