I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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