My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Randomize
