Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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