Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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