Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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