Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Randomize