is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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