I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
