i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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