This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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