HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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