Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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