Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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