The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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