That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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