so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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