That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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