East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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