I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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