hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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