We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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