ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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